No egg was forthcoming.

Two penguins native to Antarctica met one spring day in 1998 in a tank at the Central Park Zoo in midtown Manhattan. They perched atop stones and took turns diving in and out of the clear water below. They entwined necks, called to each other and mated. They then built a nest together to prepare for an egg. But no egg was forthcoming: Roy and Silo were both male.

Roy and Silo are gay bastards. They are having a same-sex affair without our consent. We should probably seek to either destroy them or straighten up their behaviour. I am not sure how do we do that though? as homo-sapiens we are capable of inflicting our desires on our fellow humans. But it's ironic, isn't it? I mean the leaders of Moral Legions would always cite animals as the ultimate proof of the deviatory essence of homosexuality, they'd say "if it's natural, then why animals don't do it?". I am not sure how would they react to findings of such study as above, they'd probably write it off as a Zionist/Crusaders conspiracy, or they'd call it a test from the higher powers to see whose faith would wither at the sight of fornicating birds, and whose faith will hold. Or maybe they'd brand it as optical illusion.

But remember, no egg was forthcoming.

For the sake of completing the rainbow of colors my fellow bloggers Abu Fares, and Yazan were talking about (although it honestly sounds to me as if there are only two colors, no middle ground), I should probably carve my own opinion into the rocks of apathy and antipathy to have a color of my own. After all there are Zillions of colors out there in nature. So it's only apt that I have my own niche, my own color.

I don't particularly hate homosexuals. There is this 'unease', for the lack of better expression. I think the subject of homosexuality is uncomfortable for all straight Arab men no matter how liberal we are. Heck, it's probably uncomfortable to gays themselves; I'm yet to meet a homo who is entirely comfortable exposing his sexual orientation in any Arab country. I imagine the kind of pressures exerted on them. It's no wonder they end up with behavioural disorders. So I guess it's the critical and extremely difficult status of these fellows that engender their abnormal behaviours. Why is it that in the evil West they've embraced the diversity and acknowledged the existence of this deviant group, look at Boy George for example, he'd engraved his name in the hall of fame of UK 80s music. I like Boy George by the way....errr.. I mean I like his music.

But alas, no egg was forthcoming.

We should probably note something else too, that fashion industry is rampant with gays, both men and women. I've always wondered why, heck, even the salesmen at Debenhams look kind of gay. Might it be their weird haircuts and flashy uniforms? it might. God, what the world has come to, you can't tell straight from gay anymore. On the other hand, I'd understand why most fashion designers are gay. It's probably easier for women to get groped, rubbed and fingered by gays; all being requisites of a fashion designer's job. For a desperate straight man the prospect might be appealing, all you have to do is learn some fashion design techniques, talk like a queer and apply for a job at a decent store and keep your fingers crossed, probably your legs too. Only thing is that you have to be careful for your real sexual identity not to be uncovered, especially since they make sure that you wear tight pants everyday for work, one single boner would blow you up (...) and you'd end up Jizzing in Your Pants.